WARNING: Do NOT try to eat this product. The pastel hues sent Ryan from the warehouse to the ER when he mistook the lavender and soft mint colors for fruit. Keep away from babies, dogs, and Pit Vi...
You know that Jetski sitting in the garage at your uncle’s lake house? The one he won't let you touch? The purple one? We’ve got a pair of Ellipticals that were modeled after it, so you don’t have...
The official workout cocktail of sunglasses.
This protein shake alternative calls for:
2 shots, aged rum
3 tablespoons, hydroxycut
Extracted milk of citrus
31 fluid oz, raw pork
5 ice cubes, l...
His most famous work "David", features a hand-sculpted micropenis and his weapon of choice when fighting crime is the Bo-Staff.
To find out which combined legends we named this pair after, add 20 ...
Which of the famous Dons did we name this pair after? We’ll leave it to you to decide. But let’s just say only one knows how to get absolutely nastry with the bo staffs. This classic purple and gre...
Take charge in this Z87+ safety rated pair of 2000s. Maroon and gold splatter stands out against a stark white frame. It’s a color combo only a real fan could appreciate. So whether you’re from Tal...
We cracked the code on how to grow the Crushes by an amazing 12mm! Plenty of sunshine, fertile ground, and about 69 pennies. If you figure out how to rhyme a word with orange please contact us imme...
Not everyone gets it right the first time. But we do. Six years ago the world had never heard of “Double Wide'' Pit Vipers, but they were blessed with the option to buy the Cosmos. Now you can have...
Black and neon splatter; a classic Pit Viper design now with advanced 2000s Technology. These shades are Z87+ Safety Rated and 100% UV Protective so you can explore the cosmos with confidence. If s...
We don't let vegetarians make the rules for a reason.
It's a 2000! These bad boys feature an ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.
We love a good Cannonball because they’re guaranteed to get everyone wet!Make sure to tell others your personal space is now known as the splash zone.These bad boys sport a yellow mirrored lens, wh...
From Susquehanna to San Marcos, from Boston to Blacksburg, there’s just something about maroon and gold that gets people going. And by god when I look at these things all I can see are turkey legs ...
A military green base with brown splatter, offset by a hunter orange and brown logo is sure to stun any prey. The only question is, do you have enough room in your freezer? And in your bed for tha...
This bucks got a boxy shape, a beautiful coat, and the biggest rack you’ve ever seen. Just like your hot cousin everyone says isn’t “actually related by blood.” All the Z87+ Rated goodness you know...
Set aside your moisture wicking microphones, stop blowing in each other’s cartridges, and listen up. Pit Vipers aren’t just for real sports any more.
Our first ever blue blocking lens reduces eye...
Ever wonder if your kids have the same school experiences that you did? Like do they still wheel out that lil boxy TV on days your teacher is hungover, and throw on Cosmos? With these XS Pit Vipers...
While the Pit Viper Originals were designed to be shot, sat on, and run over and still maintain sun and wind-bucking ability, consumers demanded an even more durable, premium-er Pit Viper. The fut...
Imagine this. White and pink, but in the most badass way possible. These pink mirror lens are brand spankin’ new and double wide for your big ole’ noggin.
A military green base with brown splatter, offset by a hunter orange and brown logo is sure to stun any prey. The only question is, do you have enough room in your freezer? And in your bed for tha...
Built with breathable organic cotton canvas and featuring an inner moisture-wicking sweatband, the Truss Crossover Cap is a summertime essential. It has a structured 6-panel shape with a curved bi...
The Bells II Sun Hat features a modern take on a classic shape. Crafted with natural straw, it has refined details like a contrasting nylon drawcord and paper leather fold label.
100% straw
Nylon...
A year-round go-to, this medium-profile snapback features an embroidered patch, plastic snap, and flat bill styling. It also incorporates Bureo NetPlus in its visor, a material developed from disc...
Holbrook is a timeless, classic design fused with modern Oakley technology. Inspired by the screen heroes from the 1940s, 50s, and 60s, this design epitomizes the spirit of exploration and adve...
Oakley®’s Holbrook Ti evolves the Holbrook design with a razor-thin, lightweight titanium frame. This style is constructed from premium titanium that showcases Oakley’s large, square frame Holbroo...
