Pit Viper The 1993
$126.99
Details WARNING! When purchasing the 1993 right now, the click from your mouse will sound much more like a bat hitting a baseball with the power to send it out...
Pit Viper The 1993 2000s
$176.99
Details The 1993’s are back and better, harder, faster, faster, harder, YES!!Ahem, the 1993s are back and better than ever. Demand Respect and Authority™. In the courtroom. In the bedroom....
Pit Viper The 1993 Double Wide
$126.99
Details "Do you have anything bigger to fit my pumpkin sized head? These glasses are too small and won't fit my face." - Actual Customer The 1993 Polarized, now 12...
Pit Viper The 6 to Midnight
$100.99
Details Our hardest offering yet, the *NEW* 6 to Midnights pop up on us every morning. For no apparent reason, we carry these things around with us all day. We’re really...
Pit Viper The Absolute Freedom
$126.99
Details Who is your #1 role model? George Washington. What is your favourite food? Apple Pie. What is your uncle's name? Sam. Spirit Animal? Bald Eagle. Favourite designer? Betsy Ross. Lucky...
Pit Viper The Absolute Freedom Double Wide
$126.99
Details Same great look, same great feel, same great taste. Now 12 mm bigger. Introducing a wider frame to fit all of your faces, and cheeks. Features UV Protection: 100% Light...
Pit Viper The Aerobics
$63.49
Details Up! Breath out, come on! Isabella! Now Georgio! And a 5, 6, 7, 8. Grand Prix, designed for the fittest and finest aerobic athletes! For those who are on...
Pit Viper The All Nighter 2000s
$151.99
Details Nights aren't for sleeping. Not for you, they're not. They're for working hard, partying harder, and pushing your eyeballs into the most dangerous situations 'till the sun comes up....
Pit Viper The Blacking Out 2000s
$151.99
Details Wait? Hahaha we made these?! I don’t remember that. They have an ANSI Z87+ safety rating, roomier fit, rubberized black frame, and redesigned ear and nose pieces?! Damn, we...
Pit Viper The Corduroy
$100.99
Details That which we call Corduroy. By any other name would be as smooth? Features UV Protection: 100% Light Transmission: 21% Lens: ANSI Z87+ Polycarbonate Look Thru Colour: Grey Polarized ...
Pit Viper The Dolce Vita
$63.49
Details This time we got it right. We’re living like in a dolce vita. Mmmm, gonna dream tonight. We’re dancing like in a dolce vita. With lights and music on....
Pit Viper The Drive
$63.49
Details I’m here today testing out the new 2020 “The Drive” Pit Viper Grand Prix. First presented in Geneva, the gasps from those in attendance are said to have echoed...
Pit Viper The Exec
$88.99
Details Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better. The Exec will create an illusion that people can't see...
Pit Viper The Exec Double Wide
$88.99
Details Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing, and alertness much better. The Exec will create an illusion that people can't see...
Pit Viper The Land Locked
$100.99
Details No tortoises were harmed in the making of these incredible tortoiseshell Exciters. Harness the wisdom, longevity, and sexual prowess of the mighty Landlocked tortoise, with none of the slow...
Pit Viper The Leonardo
$126.99
Details Are you thinking of Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Ninja Turtle? Masterpiece or Master Splinter? Either really. Dominate your field with the blue and splatter neon green frame. This...
Pit Viper The Leonardo Double Wide
$126.99
Details Are you thinking of Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Ninja Turtle? Masterpiece or Master Splinter? Either really. Dominate your field with the blue and splatter neon green frame. This...
Pit Viper The Merika 2000s
$151.99
Details Is that the pizza? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Pit Viper 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer...
Pit Viper The Miami Nights Double Wide
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Details Party in the city where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn "Welcome to Miami""Bienvenidos a Miami"Bouncin' in the club where the...
Pit Viper The Monster Bull
$126.99
Details There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview. But every now and then an unholy...
Pit Viper The Monster Bull Double Wide
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Details There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview. But every now and then an unholy...
Pit Viper The Mystery
$126.99
Details ?????? Polarized??????? Yup??????Still Mysterious???????? Features UV Protection: 100% Light Transmission: 12% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru Colour: Blue Polarized
Pit Viper The Mystery Double Wide
$126.99
Details ?????? Polarized??????? An Extra 12mm Of Room?????? Still Mysterious???????? Yup. Features UV Protection: 100% Light Transmission: 12% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru Colour: Blue Polarized
Pit Viper The Radical Double Wide
$126.99
Details Double down on your Radness with the all new double wide offering from Pit Viper. Features UV Protection: 100% Light Transmission: 14% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru...
Pit Viper The Reno
$63.49
Details The biggest little city in the world is known for its legal gambling and relaxed drug laws. You know what isn't legal in Reno? Lying down on the sidewalk,...
Pit Viper The Rubbers
$100.99
Details You might hate wearing them, but you know you should. With a great mouth hand-feel, The Rubbers are our first rubberized frame. "They just feel expensive." When used consistently and correctly, the rubbers are 98% effective...
Pit Viper The Slipstream
$63.49
Details With its aerodynamic build and European styling, the Slipstream is #1 in wet racing technology. Sensational, Modifiable, and Guaranteed to take seconds off your top speed. You will look...
Pit Viper The Smoke Show
$100.99
Details A tumultuous blend of good and looking. The Smoke Show is sure to get you hot n' ready in under five minutes. For under five minutes? It's late. Features UV Protection:...
Pit Viper The Windsurfing
$63.49
Details Sunlight twinkles as it bounces off the ocean spray, bringing with it flashbacks of eurotrance disco parties you thought you’d forgotten. A flash of vibrant colour emerges on the...