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This time we got it right. We’re living like in a dolce vita. Mmmm, gonna dream tonight. We’re dancing like in a dolce vita. With lights and music on. Our love is made in the dolce vita.
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His most famous work "David", features a hand-sculpted micropenis and his weapon of choice when fighting crime is the Bo-Staff.
To find out which combined legends we named this pair after, add 20 ...
Which of the famous Dons did we name this pair after? We’ll leave it to you to decide. But let’s just say only one knows how to get absolutely nastry with the bo staffs. This classic purple and gre...
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I’m here today testing out the new 2020 “The Drive” Pit Viper Grand Prix. First presented in Geneva, the gasps from those in attendance are said to have echoed around the Alps for months. ...
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Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.
The Exec will create an illusion that people can't see you. Don't worry they wil...
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Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing, and alertness much better.
The Exec will create an illusion that people can't see you. Don't worry they w...
Time to get executive with it. This Double Wide pair gives you a little more room to demand respect and authority while facing your subordinates head on in hand to hand combat. A lighter tinted bot...
Gobby [gob-eez]: Noun.1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.Usage examples:“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”“M...
Gobby [gob-eez]:
Noun.1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.Usage examples:“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”“...
Gold, our primal instincts draw us to this element. its Universal:
“The secret knowledge”, according to the Illuminati, is the story of creation. According to this belief, the Annunaki, an alien ...
Gold, our primal instincts draw us to this element. its Universal:
“The secret knowledge”, according to the Illuminati, is the story of creation. According to this belief, the Annunaki, an alien r...
Samantha from third period said her cousin’s older brother told her if you light a candle, prepare an apple pie from scratch, and say “Hail Sagan” three times in the bathroom mirror, the man himse...
Samantha from third period said her cousin’s older brother told her if you light a candle, prepare an apple pie from scratch, and say “Hail Sagan” three times in the bathroom mirror, the man himse...
Samantha from third period said her cousin’s older brother told her if you light a candle, prepare an apple pie from scratch, and say “Hail Sagan” three times in the bathroom mirror, the man himse...
Ever wonder if your kids have the same school experiences that you did? Like do they still wheel out that lil boxy TV on days your teacher is hungover, and throw on Cosmos? With these XS Pit Vipers...
Play baseball, chew dirt, flip-off your mom. The Flip-Offs are here. The classic Pit Viper shape you know and love, now with Flip-Up Technology™. The Flip-Offs, the official sunglasses of third base.
The official workout cocktail of sunglasses.
This protein shake alternative calls for:
2 shots, aged rum
3 tablespoons, hydroxycut
Extracted milk of citrus
31 fluid oz, raw pork
5 ice cubes, l...
The sunglasses you didn’t know you wanted, until now. They’re hot. They’re sensual. They’re purely for showing off. Absolutely no one asked us to make neon pink frames with zebra stripes, so we sai...
You know that Jetski sitting in the garage at your uncle’s lake house? The one he won't let you touch? The purple one? We’ve got a pair of Ellipticals that were modeled after it, so you don’t have...
I’m a little kumquat short and stout! These are my handles, these are my fully adjustable performance enhancing features. The Kumquats are polarized, rocking an orange frame with a unique shimmer t...
I’m a little kumquat short and stout! These are my handles, these are my fully adjustable performance enhancing features. The Kumquats are polarized, rocking an orange frame with a unique shimmer t...
People say it’s dangerous to live life looking through rose colored glasses. We say fuck ‘em. Why can’t every day be great? Get closer to John Lennon than ever before with a pink mirror lens and cl...
