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Are you thinking of Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Ninja Turtle? Masterpiece or Master Splinter? Either really. Dominate your field with the blue and splatter neon green frame. This blue...
Our Pit Viper designer was invited to test out the newest top secret lightspeed travel tech. Now he won’t stop whispering about omniscient space elves and how man was not meant to hold such power. ...
Picture the glistening water. Hear the overly aggressive calls of the seagulls. Feel the breeze tickle your cheeks and the jealous stares boring into your skin as you cruise into port with your sup...
Is that the pizza man at the door? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Polarized 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer consum...
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Is that the pizza? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Pit Viper 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer consumption, ...
Party in the city where the heat is onAll night, on the beach till the break of dawn"Welcome to Miami""Bienvenidos a Miami"Bouncin' in the club where the heat is onAll night, on the beach till the ...
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Party in the city where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
"Welcome to Miami""Bienvenidos a Miami"Bouncin' in the club where the heat is onAll night, on the beac...
Introducing the Double Wides. With 12mm more room for your big honkin' face.
Time to count your money. You can use the "Root Beer Bottle Candy" Lens (see below) for perfect vision while down...
Introducing the Double Wides. With 12mm more room for your big honkin' face.
Time to count your money. You can use the "Root Beer Bottle Candy" Lens (see below) for perfect vision while down...
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There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview.
But every now and then an unholy union comes along that create...
The world's most dangerous combination returns, even more powerful! The Monster Bull 2000 sports a rubberized black frame with neon green splatter. We'll explain the rest using math:
Man + Horse ...
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There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview.
But every now and then an unholy union comes along that create...
WARNING: Do NOT try to eat this product. The pastel hues sent Ryan from the warehouse to the ER when he mistook the lavender and soft mint colors for fruit. Keep away from babies, dogs, and Pit Vi...
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?????? Polarized??????? An Extra 12mm Of Room?????? Still Mysterious???????? Yup.
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UV Protection: 100%
Light Transmission: 12%
Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic
Look Thru Colour: Blu...
Adjustable, military designed sunglasses with a 90’s flair. Strong enough to be shot at, sat on, shoved in pockets, run over and still maintain their sun and wind bucking ability.
Demand respect an...
Adjustable, military designed sunglasses with a 90’s flair. Strong enough to be shot at, sat on, shoved in pockets, run over and still maintain their sun and wind bucking ability.
Demand respect an...
We’re proud to present the first ever BALL-ISTIC™ Pit Vipers. A step up from the ANSI Z87+ rating, these pairs can take a .15 Caliber piece of shrapnel at 660ft +/- 10 per second. Yup, they’re up ...
When your friends won’t stop arguing over which is the superior lite beer. When your cat won’t stop fighting with the neighborhood raccoons. Or when your parents won’t stop threatening to get a div...
What’s red, black, and blue, and is soon to be a permanent part of your face? If you said anything other than the Peacekeeper Intimidators please see a doctor immediately.
Prepare for Lift-Off! The Zero Gravity Pit Vipers with Flip-Up Technology™ AND Dual Lens Technology™. Lift-off in light seconds so you can attend to important metagalactic matters.
Welcome to the ...
This Playmate won't keep your drinks cold but it'll sure as hell make you look cool.
Meet the vibrant macaw of the sunglass world. They whisper and/or caw loudly in your ear: "PLAYMATE WANT TO PAR...
